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The Rant Jester

Tue Feb 17, 2009, 11:19 PM
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'Ello, loves. I'm the Rant Jester, the King of Mockery, the Lord of Satire. This here's my page, where you can find even the strangest 'o topics to've been ranted on.

I do it all! I love to get requests from my readers, so by all mean, drop old Jack a note, won't yeh?

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I submit weekly news articles wit' my rantings for you to read whenever you like. Here's the list so far.

:bulletred: [link] Car Alarms
:bulletred: [link] Vain Little Bitches
:bulletred: [link] Lunesta

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Thanks for droppin' by, love.

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I am The Rant Jester.

My word is absolute, and abominable hatred is my weapon.

Join me.

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The Rant Jester is a character created by *learn-to-spel. All opinions, thoughts, ideas, and statements are that of The Rant Jester's creator, and we really don't care if you're offended.

Kidding.

We apologize in advance for any content that our readers may find offensive. Our rants are meant to be funny, not to insult and mock. Thank you for your time and attention.

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: The Unites States of Arrogance
  • Interests: Ranting and Raving, of course
  • Favourite movie: Role Models
  • Favourite genre of music: Industrial
  • Tools of the Trade: Sarcasm and Wit

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*RalfMaximus Mar 23, 2009, 6:41:03 AM
Thanks for da watch!

:)
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~Blacwin Feb 22, 2009, 7:27:19 AM
Thank you so much :+fav: :aww:

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~B0X-0F-SiN Feb 19, 2009, 5:05:12 PM
HURRR. I found out yer identity sibling of Asami-chan!
I kinda figured it was you too... but I needed to find proof, and I DID. HAHAHAAAAA!!!
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~MasterpieceImaginary Feb 18, 2009, 2:32:54 PM
Hmn, you seem vaguely familiar.

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That one word, a single connection to everything that had happened and everything that was happening. Had. The past tense of being done. What was being done to her was her body was living. . .
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=AGMeade Feb 17, 2009, 10:58:01 PM
Thank you so much for the watch.

Amber Grace :heart:

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=Prosaic-Scriptor Feb 17, 2009, 10:26:49 PM
Thanks for the watch!

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=Prosaic-Scriptor Feb 21, 2009, 1:01:45 PM
XD

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